Wearables

This day and age, there’s really no excuse to have too little room in your average pair of cargo shorts for all the gadgets needed in a day. Convergence and shrinking PCBs have left us with do-it-all handhelds that can fit in the rear pockets of size 2 jeans on a size 4 gal, so really, you have exactly zero reasons to actually buy that abomination pictured above. If you must know, the FreeHand is a wearable neoprene pocket that keeps your keys, flash drives, RSA token and chump change within easy reach, and if you’re lucky, you may be able to convince the boss it’s being worn to prevent carpal tunnel syndrome. Folks who haven’t listened to a word we just said can ignite a Jackson right now — or spend $19.95 on this, same difference.

[Via Coolest-Gadgets]

To be exceptionally honest with you, Ultrasonic Batgoggles don’t exactly need any pimping from us. What you see above is a homegrown device that enables humans to discover how bats must feel when using echolocation in order to judge how far away certain objects are. The main components are an Arduino microcontroller clone, Devantech ultrasonic sensor and a set of welding goggles — oh, and a sick poker face to really round things out. Check out the links below to get a gist of the background as well as a step-by-step guide to concocting your own.

Read - Ultrasonic Batgoggles project page
Read - Ultrasonic Batgoggles How-to guide

We’ve certainly seen musical gizmos meshed with wearables before, but the Pacer Suit doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a cacophonic jumpsuit (with a beastly set of kneepads). Laced with sensors and integrated speakers, the suit sends out tones based on movements from the person within. Heck, there’s even a headphone jack if you’re looking to be courteous while bustin’ a move on the subway. In case you couldn’t guess, the creation is still a concept for now, but we could totally see this becoming a cult classic in the underground scene.

[Via Gadgetremote]

Believe it or not, the concept here isn’t revolutionary at all, but Studio 5050 is revising the old huggable shirt idea by infusing an ultra-soft hoodie with a pattern made of “silver conductive fabric.” When two people wearing the embrace-me hoodies, um, embrace one another, energy is transferred and a pattern on the back lights up while a heartbeat sound is emitted. Quite frankly, we can’t imagine this not boosting the hugs-per-day in a typical relationship, but at $480 to $600 per pair, counseling may come out a bit cheaper in the end.

[Via OhGizmo]

Before long, hardware-laden undergarments will be a necessity in life. After all, we’ve already seen underwear that fends off cellphone radiation, and now Philips is looking to create a pair that actually monitors one’s blood pressure continually. A recent patent application from the firm details a “wearable” system, but it does point out that “it is particularly suitable for implementation in a continuously wearable undergarment with integrated measuring sensors or electrodes, so as to be directly in contact with the subject’s skin.” We can only assume that if these actually make it beyond the drawing board that they’ll have an integrated wireless module in order to beam out vitals at all hours of the day, but we’re personally a little wary about having all this hardware so close to, um, our hardware.

[Via NewScientistTech]

Never before has headgear been so intrinsically linked with actual brain waves. Thanks to a team of researchers looking to create a method for “continuously monitoring high-temporal resolution brain dynamics without requiring conductive gels applied to the scalp,” a new baseball cap has been created to do the trick. Said hat conceals five embedded dry electrodes which contact the wearer’s forehead, while a single electrode behind the left ear acquires EEG signals. From there, the data is transferred wirelessly and can be processed in real-time to determine a driver’s level of drowsiness, for instance. The gurus behind the invention have high hopes for its future, and they’ve already envisioned it being used in a plethora of medical scenarios and for controlling home electronics. To those about to rock this — prepare for some serious hat-hair.

Good news for the cyborgs in the crowd: the ruling by the International Association of Athletics Federations that barred double-amputee sprinter Oscar Pistorious from a shot at the Olympics has been overturned by the Court of Arbitration for Sport. Detractors from Oscar’s entry into the Olympics have cited a suspect study that says Oscar could be using as little as 25% of the energy of other sprinters, thanks to the mechanical advantage of his “Cheetah” prosthetics, which basically act as springs. Others feared that this could set a dangerous precedent for the entry of bionics into athletic competition, but the ruling was rather tightly worded, and if related cases come up they will be tried individually. Of course, Oscar still has to qualify, and his personal best in the 400 is about a second off the qualifying time for Beijing. Even if he can’t make it, he plans try for the world championships and the London Olympics in 2012.

Personally, we’d prefer slipping our feet into the WiFi-detecting Nike Dunks if given a choice, but it’s hard to argue with the smooth factor bundled with the highly customized kicks shown above. Dubbed Illuminated Confusion, the shoes feature a pattern print with “neon green light-up lateral sides that either blink or glow.” The lighting on each shoe gets powered by a single AAA cell, and you’ll even get a free “custom box” with you order. And considering the $400 price tag and two to three week wait time, we wouldn’t expect anything less. Vid after the jump.

Admit it: having a synthesizer in your pocket just isn’t enough. No, you need one on your person in order to truly feel whole. If we just rang your bell, you should take a long, insightful look at the Square Band. The latest revision of the wearable synthesizer includes a volume control and a couple of flexible solar panels, the latter of which were added partly for aesthetics. Apparently wearers can simply trigger buttons tucked under their wrist with their fingertips, upon which a superabundance of cacophonic sounds will emerge and completely freak out any nearby bystanders. You have to have one now, don’t you?

[Via MAKE]